So I'm putting a fair bit of time into driving her, I'm really getting to know her quirks, its LOVE.....definitely. How can I keep this affair from my wife.....??!!
I'm in my forties and I'm working at keeping in shape also. I coach Miles and Cameron's "fitba" teams and they are both doing ok! - They are doing very ok actually!
I join a League for adult soccer - I really enjoy this and start playing quite focused - I'm playing my third game, and another guy from our league with a face like a smacked ass, is getting pissed off because I'm MUCH better than him - I can also play with both feet. I see him giving me the look during the first half, when I consistently take the ball from him with ease. About ten minutes into the second half, I'm playing on the left wing - I turn and intercept a chip that comes over to me. As I spin, the fat fuck slide tackles me from behind, with a noise that no human
should ever hear (a combination of a cork pop and rag tearing) I slump to the ground and the piece of shit just takes off, just like that.
For several minutes I roll on the ground in agony - the pain is so bad and intense, I pray to god I don't pass out - I don't want to go to hospital, we are leaving for Europe in the morning.
I manage to get myself up on my knees, and drag myself off the pitch - the guy who did it looks worried now, he knows its serious - I also let him know by telling him Ill kill you , you fucker - just as soon as I can walk. He split becuase he knew I was serious- So if you are that balding, fat, Simon and Garfunkel looking ass wipe, and your reading this - better look out because Matt the grim reaper, IS going to get you - may not be today, or tomorrow but I am going to get you, and when I do you are going to be very, very sorry.
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